observe pasti mengerunkan..
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Celcom yg di kutuk jugak bagi minyak free...alhamdullilah
Akhir keperihatinan Celcom terhadap penguna malaysia ter balas gak... rasanya ada juga yang nak haramkan atau pertikaikan niat baik ni kot.. biasala pengendali lain bila sakit hati nak tgk Celcom maju agaknya diorg lebih suka tgk Celcom jatuh.. syabas celcom...
Posted by notobe at 2:30 AM 1 comments
dan yang tak akan naik harga...
cepat cepat abg abag kakak dan makcik pakcik ... sila hubungi saya.. rasanya masih ada tempat lagi tuk anak anak abg akak makcik dan pakcik....huhuhu :)
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Labels: Jokes
Monday, June 16, 2008
Tragic Love Story
Should watch this !!! specially dedicated to all of you kawan yang amat ku sayangi...you know who you are...
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Friday, June 13, 2008
hipokrasikah kita....?
Dengan kenaikkan harga minyak yang mendadak kini lebih elok masyarakat digalakkan berjimat cermat. Haramkan terus apa jua rancangan yang boleh mengundang pembaziran baru adil buat semua masyarakat. Setidak tidaknya kita boleh membendung "budaya hipokrasi" yang sejak kebelakangan ini menular di kalangan masyarakat kita. Hendaknya segala tindakkan yang kita lakukan dalam menangani sesuatuh masalah adalah ikhlas dan jujur dan bukan disebabkan oleh faktor-faktor yang tersirat.
PS: I suppose i send this to a news paper but i decided to post it here because i just realized that no point barking on a hill because many of us is already become the hill itself.
Posted by notobe at 7:07 AM 0 comments
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Long article but worth reading! I got in my email this morning which i guess the government should be rational in deciding sensitive issues especially when its come to income...
WHAT IS NEVER MENTIONED IN Mainstream Media like NST/TheStar/Utusan/BH are these facts....
Malaysian PerCapita Income USD 5000
VS
Singaporean PerCapita Income USD 25000
Further The Star made a comparison of prices in Thailand , Singapore and Indonesia .
For Thailand it is quoted at RM3.90/liter, however are they aware that in Thailand new cars are cheaper than Malaysia by RM10,000? They pay only one life time for their driving license? No renewal fee after that? Also that goes for road tax as well? And do TheStar also aware that you can drive all the way from Hadtyai to Bangkok on a six lane highway without paying any Tolls ??!!
Whereas here in Malaysia you have to pay yearly renewal for road tax , driving license and TOLLS, TOLLS, TOLLS!!!
For Singapore how can you quote RM 5.20 ? Please quote in Singapore Dollars because they are earning in Sing Dollars. You might as well say Europeans are paying RM10/liter. RM5.20/liter = Sing $ 2.20/liter, still cheaper than Malaysia in view of fact that Singapore is not a crude oil exporter. Are you saying that you fill up petrol in Singapore by paying Ringgit?
In economy, dollar to dollar must be compared as apple to apple. Not comparing like durian in M'sia is much cheaper than durian in Japan!! Of course-lah, Japan is not durian producer!!! Comparing Malaysian durian with Thailand durian make more sense!!
For Indonesia we might say is cheaper there at RM2.07/liter but compare that to their level of income!
Now, let us compare the price with OIL PRODUCING countries:
UAE - RM1.19/litre
Eygpt - RM1.03/litre
Bahrain - RM0.87/litre
Qatar - RM0.68/litre
Kuwait - RM0.67/litre
Saudi Arabia - RM0.38/litre
Iran - RM0.35/litre
Nigeria - RM0.32/litre
Turkmenistan - RM0.25/litre
Venezuela - RM0.16/litre
MALAYSIA - RM2.70/litre
RM 2.70!!! Individual perspective:
As of last month a Toyota Vios would 'cause a damage' of about RM 89,000.
In the international market, a Toyota Vios is about USD 19,000
USD 19,000 = RM 62,700 (using the indicative rates of USD 1 = RM 3.30)
That makes Malaysian Vios owners pay an extra RM 26,300.
This RM 26,300 should be cost of operations, profit and tax because the transportation costs have been factored in to the USD 19,000.
RM 26,300/ RM625 petrol rebate per year translates to a Vios being used for 42.08 years.
I do understand that the RM 625 is a rebate given by the government, but it also means that one has to use the Vios for 42.08 years just to make back the amount paid in taxes for the usage of a foreign car. Would anyone use any kind of car for that long?
Now with these numbers in front of us, does the subsidy sound like a subsidy or does it sound like a penalty? This just seems to be a heavy increment in our daily cost of living as we are not only charged with high car taxes but also with a drastic increase in fuel price.
With all the numbers listed out, I urge all Malaysians to join me in analyzing the situation further.
Car taxation is government profit, fuel sales is Petronas' (GLC) profit which also translates into government profit. The government may ridicule us Malaysians by saying look at the world market and fuel price world wide. Please, we are Malaysians, we fought of the British, had a international port in the early centuries (Malacca), home to a racially mixed nation and WE ARE NOT STUPID!!!
We know the international rates are above the USD 130/barrel. We understand the fact that the fuel prices are increasing worldwide and we also know that major scientist are still contradicting on why this phenomenon is happening. Some blame Bush and his plunders around the world and some blame climate change and there are others which say petroleum 'wells' are getting scarce.
Again we go back to numbers to be more straight fwd
1 barrel = 159 liters x RM2.70/liter = RM 429 or USD 134
On 1 hand, we are paying the full cost of 1 barrel of crude oil with RM2.70 per liter but on the other hand the crude oil only produces 46% of fuel.
Msia sells crude oil per barrel at USD130 buys back Fuel per barrel at USD134. And not forgetting, every barrel of fuel is produced with 2 barrels of crude oil.
1 barrel crude oil = produce 46% fuel (or half of crude oil), therefore
2 barrel crude oil = approximately 1 barrel fuel
In other words, each time we sell 2 barrels of crude oil, equivalently we will buy back 1 barrel of fuel.
Financially,
Malaysia sell 2 barrel crude oil @ USD 130/barrel = USD 260 = RM 858
then, Malaysia will buy back fuel @ USD 134/barrel = RM 442/barrel
Thus, Malaysia earn net extra USD 126 = RM 416 for each 2 barrel of crude sold/exported vs imported 1 barrel of fuel !!!
(USD 260-134 = USD 126 = RM416)
So where this extra USD 126/barrel income is channeled to by Malaysian Govt?????????
Another analysis:
1 barrel crude oil = 159 liters.
46-47% of a barrel of crude oil = fuel that we use in our vehicles.
46% of 159 = 73.14 liters.
@ RM 2.70/liter x 73.14 liter = RM197.48 of fuel per barrel of crude oil. This is only 46% of the barrel, mind you. Using RM 3.30 = USD 1, we get that a barrel of crude oil produces USD 59.84 worth of petrol fuel (46% of 1barrel).
USD 59.84 of USD 130/barrel turns out to be 46% of a barrel as well.
Another 54% = bitumen, kerosene, and natural gases and so many more.
And this makes a balance of USD 70.16 that has not been accounted for.
So this is where I got curious. Where is the subsidy if we are paying 46% of the price of a barrel of crude oil when the production of petrol/barrel of crude oil is still only 46%?
In actual fact, we still pay for this as they are charged in the forms of fuel surcharge by airlines and road taxes for the building of road (because they use the tar/bitumen) and many more excuse charging us but let us just leave all that out of our calculations.
As far as I know, only the politicians who live in Putrajaya and come for their Parliament meetings in Kuala Lumpur (approximately 60+ km) are the ones to gain as they claim their fuel and toll charges from the money of the RAKYAT's TAX.
It is so disappointing to see this happen time and time again to the Malaysian public, where they are deceived by the propaganda held by the politicians and the controls they have over the press.
Which stupid idiot economist equates rebates for rich or poor with the cc of the vehicles? An average office clerk may own a second hand 1300cc proton Iswara costing $7,000 (rebate = $625) while the Datuk's children can own a fleet of 10 new cars of BMW, Audi and Volvo all less than 2000cc costing $2 millions and get a total rebate of $625 x 10 = $6,250! Wow what kind of economists we are keeping in Malaysia...wonder which phD certificate that they bought from...
MY Comment:
I think government should have an open debate on the issue so that we can understand how the increased of oil price affect us. we owe an explanation.
Posted by notobe at 9:51 PM 0 comments
Thursday, June 5, 2008
POS MALAYSIA TO DISBURSE FUEL SUBSIDY ON 1 JULY 2008
Vehicle owners who come personally to make the claim at post offices shall be paid in cash. Those who appoint third parties to claim on their behalf shall receive the Money Order that will be mailed directly to the owner’s address that is furnished to PMB when making the claim.
Further details of the procedures and related documents required for the claim will be announced soon.
“PMB, through its extensive network of 686 post offices countrywide will be ready to serve our customers in handling the subsidy payments in a convenient and timely manner,” said Datuk Abu Huraira Abu Yazid, Acting Managing Director / Group Chief Executive Officer of PMB.
Customers are welcomed to contact PMB’s Customer Service Centre through PosLine at 1-300-300-300 (except on the 1st Saturday of the month) or visit our website at www.pos.com.my or the nearest post office should they have any enquiries or feedbacks.
Comment from viewer on Malaysia today:
Ni komen dari slah sorang pembaca Malaysia today,,,
Komen 1
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The petrol price in Malaysia is only RM2.70=US$0.84 per litre, the petrol price in Singapore is RM5=US$1.50, and in US RM4=US$1.25.
But the average income of a Singaporean is 5 times that of a Malaysian, and the average income of an American is 6 times that of a Malaysian!
(Per capita income i.e. average income for each citizen: Malaysia US$6,948, Singapore US$35,163, US US$45,845)
If a person uses 2,000 litres (typical) of petrol in a year in Malaysia, that will take up (2000x0.84)/6948= 24% of his income. But the same usage in Singapore only takes up (2000x1.50)/35,163= 8% of his income. Similarly, the same usage in the US only takes up (2000x1.25)/45,845= 5% of his income.
Is the petrol price in Malaysia still cheap?
Posted by notobe at 7:32 PM 0 comments
kesian Celcom ...Apa di buat semua salah...
Ketua Pegawai Eksekutif Celcom, Datuk Seri Shazalli Ramly berkata, pihaknya telah membuat kajian yang menyeluruh termasuk merujuk fatwa mengenai produk telekomunikasi sebelum memutuskan untuk menganjurkan promosi yang bukan berasaskan nasib itu.
"Jika wujud unsur-unsur perjudian atau apa juga yang haram dalam promosi Celcom, saya akan menjadi orang pertama yang akan menentang penganjuran promosi seperti itu," katanya di sini hari ini.
Semalam, Mufti Perlis, Dr. Mohd. Asri Zainul Abidin menasihatkan umat Islam tidak menyertai peraduan itu kerana ia mengandungi unsur perjudian.
Menurut beliau, peraduan itu disifatkan sebagai perjudian kerana bayaran perlu dibuat untuk menjawab setiap soalan seperti juga judi nombor ekor.
Selain Dr. Mohd. Asri, penulis blog tempatan juga turut mempertikaikan penganjuran promosi oleh Celcom itu yang dikatakan haram atas sebab yang sama.
Bagaimanapun Shazalli berkata, Celcom akan akur dengan arahan termasuk membatalkan promosi itu jika pihak berkuasa yang berkaitan memutuskan penganjuran promosi tersebut sebagai haram.
Katanya, kekeliruan mengenai konsep dan kaedah penyertaan promosi yang bukan berasaskan nasib sebaliknya kepintaran peserta promosi itu berlaku kerana wujudnya penilaian yang bukan berasaskan pengalaman dan hanya bacaan ala kadar.
Justeru, Celcom ingin mempelawa mana-mana pihak untuk melihat sendiri kaedah dan cara promosi itu dikendalikan bagi mendapatkan kefahaman sebenar mengenainya yang secara jelas tidak mengandungi unsur perjudian, tambah beliau lagi.
"Celcom memandang serius perkara ini kerana kita tidak mahu 1.5 juta pelanggan Celcom yang kebanyakannya terdiri daripada masyarakat Islam di negara ini berasa sangsi dengan promosi yang dijalankan sebelum atau selepas ini," ujarnya.
Sementara itu, beberapa ulama berpendapat peraduan tersebut tidak wajar diteruskan kerana terdapat unsur judi dan menguji nasib yang jelas ditegah oleh syarak.
Mufti Johor, Datuk Noh Gadut berkata, peraduan itu juga mempunyai unsur memberi harapan yang tinggi kepada peserta dan boleh mewujudkan rasa tidak puas hati kepada mereka yang menyertainya.
"Peraduan seperti ini amat berbahaya dan dilarang oleh syarak,'' katanya kepada Utusan Malaysia di sini hari ini.
Noh berkata, bagi mengelakkan wujudnya unsur perjudian itu, pihak penganjur peraduan wajar menimbang semula sensitiviti agama dalam peraduan itu.
Beliau berharap penganjur mendapatkan nasihat daripada tokoh agama untuk memastikan tidak wujud unsur yang bertentangan dengan syarak dalam peraduan itu.
Yang Dipertua Persatuan Ulama Malaysia, Datuk Sheikh Abdul Halim Abdul Kadir pula berkata, kaedah mengenakan caj kepada peserta bagi setiap penghantaran khidmat pesanan ringkas (SMS) tanpa memberi sebarang pulangan tidak dibolehkan.
Jelas beliau, ia tidak munasabah kerana walaupun penganjur menafikan tiada sebarang keuntungan tetapi peraduan itu tetap mempunyai unsur perjudian.
KOMEN SAYA..NAPER SEJAK AKHIR AKHIR NI RAMAI NAK TENGOK SATU SATU SYARIKAT MELAYU HASIL ANAK WATAN NI LINGKUP..? LUPAKAH KITA BAHAWA RATA RATA PEKERJA DI CELCOM ADALAH BERBANGSA MELAYU DAN BUMIPUTRA? MAHUKAH KITA MELIHAT SYARIKAT TECHNOLOGY YG DIKUASAI SEPENUHNYA OLEH ANAK WATAN BUNGKUS...
INI LA JADI BILA ORG YG TAK TAU PASAL CARA SUATU PERKERJAAN ITU DIJALANKAN TERUS MENJATUHKAN HUKUM SESUKA HATI..KECIAN CELCOM. YG HERAN PARA MUFTI TAKLAK JATUHKAN HUKUM HARAM PADA ACADEMY FANTASIA ANJURAN MAXIS KENAPER SEBB MEREKA SYARIKAT BUKAN MELAYU KAH? MUNGKIN JUGA CELCOM NI DILIHAT SEBAGAI SYARIKAT YG MENYEBELAHI KERAJAAN MAKA HARAM BERDOSA APA JUGA YG DIBUAT OLEH CELCOM BANDING GAN SYARIKAT LAIN..
PADA PIMPINAN CELCOM TERUSKAN BERKARYA JGN "PANDANG KEBELAKANG" KERANA BILA KITA TERLALU TERIKAT BERKARYA SIAPA PUN TIDAK MAMPU KEHADAPAN.
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Bila Harga MInyak Naik......
People rush to their nearest patrol stations trying to save 40% drastic increase to their "soon to be burden" monthly expenditure. Well at least a week cost saving for the remaining weeks in the half of 2008 for fuel consumption. This chaotic drama made hits the national news headline last night made me wonder what else could the government do apart from giving the cash subsidies which to me the mechanism of obtaining it is too troublesome and rigid.
Be realistic why do I have to go to the POS Malaysia for my subsidies. Didn't it ever occurs to our mind that traveling to POS Malaysia also required fuel. Typically, the process of road tax renewal start with purchasing car insurance policy, then to the bank for road tax card (if we still owe the bank) and then to JPJ or coming back to the bank the following day for road tax. Now additionally we need to go to the pos office to collect our subsidies...? God there goes my RM 50 just to settle my road tax and getting my fuel subsidies...Ain't we living in the era of IT???...By the way Malaysia was the 1st country to introduce intelligent identity card and passport.
For those who studied economic, I'm sure you know the consequences after this will be even greater with the increase of goods and services price. Yes! no doubt government says that they control the celling price of all necessity food items but not at the end product right? How effective is the mechanism of price control in the mass market is still uncertain. Ops! sorry even makcik nasi lemah knews these... if there is demand there must be supply. Thus clever supplier shall stock the control items and push the market which automatically push the government to revise the celling market.
I know we stress over the issue of fuel now, be smart and wiser dealing with our daily life. hopefully you don't become like these video..njoy it.
Posted by notobe at 9:29 PM 2 comments
Labels: Pandanganku
No Frills Airlines
Hopefully not as you might seen in this video....
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Labels: Jokes, Pandanganku
Friday, March 21, 2008
Bubbly by Colbie Caillat
You make me feel like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place
It starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying safe and warm
You give me feelings that I adore
It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
What am I going to say
When you make me feel this way
I just mmmmm
And it starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth
And it stats in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows
'cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight
Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go
wherever you go
I always know
'Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while
Posted by notobe at 5:12 PM 0 comments
Labels: My life
it has been a quite sometime since my last write up. After the election my work file up and my dad operation has somehow made me avoiding my blog. My frustrations and tiredness has made days past right even i started to count the day.
I avoid so many things, friends, tv , almost everything and all i want is myself and time. I tired to ease off the feeling by going to Pangkor with my friends and even picnic in sg. chongkak but it seen not to work.
I hope things get better soon.
Amin.
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Saturday, March 8, 2008
Keputusan yg kuduga...
Salam buat semua,
Nothing much to say then just to accept the result with an open mind. Being a bumiputra myself i believed that Malaysian have decided what best for Malaysia. There are few interesting facts we can found during this 12th election. But in general its a wake up call to our prime minister to review and strengthen his strategies. Its not going to be smooth journey but bumpy and rough definitely.
Listening the to the political analyst viewing their thoughts over television all night long, made me realized that there were many strong points that should be look into. Never the less, I just want to point out that the government must really look into major issues hidden behind the statistic and to be prepared for the next election.
One biggest issue that should be looked into by the government now is the issue pertainning to unity among the Malays and Bumiputra itself. The time has come to strengthen unity, we are losing voice in certain areas without us realizing it. I came from a state which was once under the opposition. I recall how difficult its was to get a study sponsorship and even loan from my own state government and private agency during that time, and later to get jobs. I pray hard to Allah, may my bad experiences before, will not happen to today generations. I also pray that those areas will still treat the Malay and Bumiputra fairly. Amin!
The 12th PRU, really an eyes opener, its a strategy games and sometimes the results can be unexpected. Being an information analyst myself, we have to study the data rectify the problems and always make sure to check and balance if we have rectify the root cause with appropriate solutions.
To the Malays and Bumiputra, dont get excited over the results last night but be smart and the time has come for us to be wise and not to be emotional for the sake of our future in our own country. Never the less with the increased of Malays oppositions in the Parliament is required to secure and ensure our rights is protected. To the winners congratulation and please take care of your DUN and Parliamentarian seat.
Just to recapture the statistic certain critical area, below is the statistic obtained from
http://www.bharian.com.my/klikkhas/pilihanraya/index_html
PARLIMEN CALON PARTI JUMLAH UNDI
P114 - KEPONG DR TAN SENG GIAW DAP 35,552
P117 - SEGAMBUT LIM LIP ENG DAP 25,046
P120 - BUKIT BINTANG FONG KUI LUN DAP 26,811
P122 - SEPUTEH TERESA KOK SUH SIM DAP 47,230
P123 - CHERAS TAN KOK WAI DAP 39,253
P115 - BATU CHUA TIAN CHANG PKR 29,785
P116 - WANGSA MAJU WEE CHOO KEONG PKR 19,637
P121 - LEMBAH PANTAI NURUL IZZAH ANWAR PKR 21,728
P124 - BANDAR TUN TAN SRI ABDUL KHALID PKR 28,123
RAZAK IBRAHIM
P119 - TITIWANGSA DR LO' LO' MOHD GHAZALI Pas 17,857
PERAK - BEBAS
PARLIMEN CALON PARTIJUMLAH UNDI
P57 - PARIT BUNTAR DR MUJAHID YUSOF Pas 21,221
P59 - BUKIT GANTANG ROSLAN SHAHARUM Pas 20,015
P58 - BAGAN SERAI MOHSIN FADZLI SAMSURI PKR 18,943
P71 - GOPENG LEE BOON CHYE PKR 29,696
P62 - SUNGAI SIPUT DR D JEYAKUMAR PKR 16,458
P64 - IPOH TIMUR LIM KIT SIANG DAP 37,364
P65 - IPOH BARAT M. KULASEGARAN DAP 32,576
P66 - BATU GAJAH FONG PO KUAN DAP 39,922
P68 - BERUAS NGAH HOO KAM DAP15,831
P76 - TELOK INTAN M.MANOGARAN DAP18,486
P60 - TAIPING NGA KOR MING DAP 28,098
SELANGOR - BEBAS
PARLIMEN CALON PARTI JUMLAH UNDI
P101 - HULU LANGAT DR CHE ROSLI CHE AMAT Pas 36,124
P108 - SHAH ALAM HJ KHALID ABD SAMAD Pas 33,356
P111 - KOTA RAJA DR. SITI MARIAH MAHMUD Pas 38,630
P96 - KUALA SELANGOR DR ZULKIFLY AHMAD Pas 18,796
P104 - KELANA JAYA GWO-BURNE LOH PKR 30,298
P105 - PETALING JAYA S HEE LOY SIAN PKR 28,598
P107 - SUBANG R. SIVARASA PKR 35,024
P109 - KAPAR MANIKAVASAGAM SUNDARAM PKR 48,196
P112 - KUALA LANGAT ABDULLAH SANI ABDULHAMID PKR 26,687
P94 - HULU SELANGOR ZAINAL ABIDIN AHMAD PKR 23,177
P97 - SELAYANG WILLIAM LEONG JEE KEEN PKR 30,701
P98 - GOMBAK MOHAMED AZMIN ALI PKR 40,334
P99 - AMPANG ZURAIDA KAMARUDDIN PKR 26,995
P102 - SERDANG TEO NIE CHING DAP 47,444
P103 - PUCHONG GOBIND SINGH DEO DAP 35,079
P106 - PETALING JAYA U TONY PUA KIAM WEE DAP 37,851
P110 - KLANG CHARLES ANTHONY SANTIAGO DAP 37,990
PENANG - BEBAS
PARLIMEN CALON PARTI JUMLAH UNDI
P43 - BAGAN LIM GUAN ENG DAP 33,748
P45 - BUKIT MERTAJAM CHONG ENG DAP 27,817
P46 - BATU KAWAN DR P. RAMASAMY DAP 23,067
P48 - BUKIT BENDERA LIEW CHIN TONG DAP 31,243
P49 - TANJONG CHOW KON YEOW DAP 28,248
P50 - JELUTONG JEFF OOI CHUAN AUN DAP 30,493
P51 - BUKIT GELUGOR KARPAL SINGH DAP 35,140
P52 - BAYAN BARU DATUK ZAHRAIN HASHIM PKR 27,618
P53 - BALIK PULAU MOHD YUSMADI YUSOFF PKR 15,749
P44 - PERMATANG PAUH DATIN SERI DR WAN AZIZAH PKR 30,338
P47 - NIBONG TEBAL TAN TEE BENG PKR 20,210
Terkasar Bahasa harap dimaafkan,
Just open your mind.
"Sharing is Caring"
thanks
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
BOS o BOS opis PoLiTiK
"Eh! ko org dah nampak ker calon calon pekerja cermerlang?"....Secretary BOSS
"Tak Lagi tapi rasanya leh agakla..saper saper yg dapat..." MIL
"Geram tau sebab ketara sangat" Secretary BOSS
" ha klau ko nak tau ni nama dia si
1.AIRCOND BIN PENGHISAP KOTE BOSS
2. Mrs AYOO ASKED THEM LO BUAT AII TAU JAGA INI KELAJA SAJA WO!
3.En. SIKIT SIKIT MENGADU KAT BOSS
..." Secretary BOSS!
Tetiba aku jadi hagit korg nak tau kenape sebb pagi tadi aku baru abis meeting gan ekor monyet ni dan mmg aku meletup gak kat dlm meeting tadi sebb diorg pakat pakat tolak masalah tu kat department aku yg takder kena mengena langsung pasal kerja dirog bOLeh? Hangen tak bila org yg tak sepatutnyer dijadikan pekerja cemerlang.. Group diorg ni dah lama jadikan group aku balaci cucui taik diorg. bayangkan tahun company ni ujud satu benda simple basic diorg tak pernah cuba nak tanggankan sebb selalu under boss protection!
BOS aku ni pun memang layak la siap pandai isap naik la...tension! mudah mudahan management baru nampak kelemahan dia dan berhentikan saja kedekut taik idung masin punya boss SUCK UP!Publish Post
BOSS AKU DAN TUKANG ISAP BOSS!
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Lagu Warisan -Anak Kecil Main Api..
(yusufshamsi's photos)
Hari hari kita disogokkan gan bebagai tomahan pemimpin dan pembangkang. Masing masing menegakkan kebenaran, masing masing berlumba mengatakan mereka la yg telus dan sebagainya...
Tanpa kita sedari, gajah sama gajah bergaduh, kancil mati tersepit ditengah tengah. ramai tidak menyedari kala kita seronok berhujah, seronok berkempen ada musuh dalam selimut mengunakan pilihanraya kali ni sebagai tempat mereka menguasai negara untuk kepentingan mereka. KIta sesama kita bertekak mereka sudah 10 tahun menyusun strategi lain.. ntahla bila agaknya kita nak sedar.. saya sedih berduka membaca, mendengar dan melihat berita berita membuka pekung di dada sedangkan org lain dok sibuk mencatur kejayaan mereka di bumi tercinta ini... adakah bila sudah anak bangsa kita sudah tidak berupaya bersuara baru nak bersatu..fikir-fikirkan. Sebagai tanda ingatan tulus ikhlas dari insan kerdil ini cuba amati lagu warisan yg sering di nyanyikan masa kita kecil lagi malah lagu yg suatu ketika dulu senonim gan uitm..
Lagu Warisan
Anak kecil main api,
Terbakar hatinya yang sepi,
Air mata darah bercampur keringat,
Bumi dipijak milik orang.
Nenek moyang kaya raya,
Tergadai seluruh harta benda,
Akibat sengketa sesamalah kita,
Cinta lenyap diarus zaman.
Indahnya bumi kita ini,
Warisan berkurun lamanya,
Hasil mengalir ke tangan yang lain,
Pribumi merintih sendiri.
Masa depan sungguh kelam,
Kan lenyap peristiwa semalam,
Tertutup lah hati terkunci mati,
Maruah pribadi dah hilang.
Kini kita cuma tinggal kuasa,
Yang akan menentukan bangsa,
Bersatulah hati bersama berbakti,
Pulih kembali harga diri.
Kini sudah tiada masa,
Majulah dengan gagah perkasa,
Janganlah terlalai teruskan usaha,
Melayukan gagah dinusantara,
Melayukan gagah dinusantara.
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UNDI POS....
Cuba bayangkan kalu kerajaan perhatin, naper minta MAS atau Air Asia bagi tambang murah buat org cam aku ni balik kpg mengundi.. setidak tidaknya meriah pilihanraya ke12 ni. selain mengundi dan berkumpul sanak saudara macam hari raya ..
Betul kata ko org boleh buat secara POS tapi.. aku rasa tak sama bila undi kita betul betul sampai kematlamatnya..lagi pun aku nak gak mengundi tuk menentukan masa depan keluarga bangsa aku kat nun jauh di kepulauan borneo tu ha...aku bukan minta mana mana party politik sponsor kepulangan aku tapi setidak tidaknya gan ada tambang ehsan dapatla kami yg merantau ni mengundi.. mungkin la tempat aku takla sehebat kelantan persaingannya tapi tak pala..aku simpan jala undi aku tu...
Pernah tak ko org terfikir vote secara online...? aku rasa boleh la di laksankan sebb selama ni kita beli malaysiakan terkenal gan pasport elektronik pertama dunia, intergrated Kad pengenalan dand terbaru system mengenalpasti buruh asing online.. aku yakin boleh dengan syarat system telus
renung renungkan
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Demam lagi....
Pada Kawan kawanku oreyo yg sentiasa medoakan kesihatan aku thanks begitu juga yg lain ya.. semoga allah bagi kamu kesihatan yg lebih baik.. Amin!
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Friday, February 29, 2008
AYU One in The Million
Seperkara yg sangat sangat saya suka semalam adalah sifat "sisterly" siti sarah yg menasihati adik adik adiknya. Mmg nampak sgt OIM juga berjaya mengubah Siti sarah dari seorg diva kepada yg matang dan dewasa. Kepada siti percayala selepas OIM bintang Siti akan bersinar terang Jadi la Siti yg baru. Perhatikan bagimana OIM mengubah Dayang sekarang yang akhirnya berjaya mencari dirinya. Syabas Siti
Pada Ayu, sebagai bintang yg masih muda kekalkan kesederhanaan, ketulusan dlm hati jgn bongkak selepas ini.. Jadila macam jac menyanyi itu hidupnya. Utamakan kerjaya bukan personal life. At least now Malaysia bangga punya pelapis Jac. Ayu bagi saya adalah sebaris dengan artis bersuara lantang dan besar seperti Farhan dan Azharina. cuma kelebihan ayu terletak pada keindahan low tonned yg memukaukan..Saya mengharapkan selepas ni Farhan masuk OIM lak...
Pada shahila, mmg betul apa yg shafinaz dan paul katakan, she represent the youthfulness in her. sesuai gan umurnya muda dan funky. Shaila patut diberikan peluang merakamkan lagu lagu funky sebb suaranya yang cheeky. As time goes by she will develope maturity in her voice dan secara perlahan lahan akan menjadi lebih chantik dan lunak menyanyikan lagu lagu balada.
Secara keseluruhannya good perfomance semalam.. friendly and vibe 2 genre yg berbeza walupun masih muda tapi bertenaga.. sekadar doa dengan harapan Malaysia menghargai bakat mereka dan bukan sekadar musimnan sahaja..
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Satu datuk tambah satu datuk tambah lagi satu datuk jawapannya berapatentulah tiga. Tetapi kalau 3 datuk tolak satu nenek berapa? Jawapannya nenek itu jatuh.
Satu pagi di stesen ketapi, ada satu makcik tu dia tanya petugas
Makcik : Anak, keretapi sampai jam berapa??
Petugas kaunter : Jam 2 Kedah, jam 5 Kelantan, jam 1 Penang, Gemas. Makcik nak pergi mana??
Makcik: Makcik nak melintas aja.
“Mama.. hari ini saya dapat markah 100% di Sekolah,"kata Yani mamanya. "Iya ke??.. macam ni lah anak Mama yang pintar.. Pelajaran apa kamu dapat markah 100%?" Tanya ibunya. Matematik 30%, Bahasa Melayu 50%, dan Sejarah 20%.
Bidin melihat rakannya, Wafdi.. sedang membuat kopi...kemudian memasukkan sebutir ubat panadol ke dalamnya. Dengan Bidin bertanya kepada Wafdi…
Bidin : " Kenapa masukkan panadol dalam kopi tu
Wafdi : " Kopi ni panas.. bagi panadol.. kurang sikit
Suami-isteri bertengkar. Tetiba isteri terus kemas beg
Suami: Kenapa???
Isteri: Dah kahwin 10tahun, rumah ni tak pernah aman. Saya dah tak tahan.Saya nak tinggalkan rumah ni!
Suami kemudian masuk keluarkan satu lagi beg
Suami: Betul jugak cakap awak. Saya pun fed-up dengan rumah ini ikutsama, boleh??!!
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ONE IN THE MILLION -WHO WILL WIN
1 | Nur Shahila bte Amir Amzah | |||||||||
2 | Norayu binti Damit | |||||||||
3 | Siti Sarah Raisuddin | Btm 3 | Btm 3 | |||||||
4 | Abraham Edwin | |||||||||
5 | Mark Glenn Malim | Elim | ||||||||
6 | Shone Eric Jr. Majimbun | Elim | ||||||||
7 | Joni Tham Chi Won | Elim | ||||||||
8 | Ungku Intan Sarafina binti Ungku Yahya | Elim | ||||||||
9 | Khairullah Ezuan bin Sulaini | Elim | ||||||||
10 | Tunku Tiara Yasmin Sofia | Elim | ||||||||
11 | Shahron Hussein | Elim | ||||||||
12 | Nor Azrinna Azahar | Elim |
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
definition for financial jargon.
This is largely a repost of some smart-ass definition for financial jargon.
EBITDA
Earnings Before I Tricked the Dumb Auditor
EBIT
Earnings Before Irregularities and Tempering
Top-Down Investing
People with a bit of economics knowledge but scared shitless about accounting
Bottom-Up Investing
People who knows a bit about accounting but hates fiction
Unusual Market Activity
Something the management and directors always know NOTHING about
Averaging Down Investing
When you totally ignore the fact that you were wrong in the first instance
Doubling Up Investing
Making doubly sure that you are more than fully-invested when the stock eventually tanks
CEO
Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO
Chief Fraud Officer
Second Board
What Second Board???
Margin Account
Shorter rope, tighter noose
Hedge Funds
"Institutionalised" margin accounts
NAV
Normal Andersen Valuation
NPAT
Never Pay Any Tax
EPS
Eventual Prison Sentence
Federal Reserve Board
Bank of
Equity Research
As useful as a used condom
Equity Analysts
Hopes no one discovers how average they are
Fund Managers
Sponges off the brains of analysts and strategists and call it their own
Chartists & Rocket Scientists With Trading Programs
People who have given up trying to understand the stock markets
Short Term Investor
Someone who is in-and-out within 3 days or less
Long Term Investor
A short term investor who cannot get out profitably after 3 days
Bull Market
A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
Bear Market
A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex
Off Balance Sheet Items
More important than items in the balance sheet, and represent things that really should be in the balance sheet
Momentum Investing
The fine art of buying high and selling low with the crowd
Value Investing
The art of buying low and selling lower
P/E ratio
The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the Market keeps crashing
Stock Broker
Poorer than you were last year
Remisier
Someone who should have kept their previous job
Investor Protection
Padded walls in broking halls
Market Correction
The day after you buy stocks
Cash Flow
The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet
Institutional Investor
Past year investor who is now locked up in a nuthouse
Economist
Someone who tells you why their predictions went wrong after every quarter, and proceeds to give a confident prediction for the next 3 quarters
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Luka Hatimu Jeritan Batinku
kali ini bukan yang pertama
hatimu tersentuh
bila aku menidakkan maumu
berlalu tanpa memberi restu
Mata berkaca mendiam diri
bukan bermakna aku tak peduli
cuba menyelam jerit hatimu
bersimpati cerita duka semalammu
bukan cuba memenjara batinmu
sekadar mau menyedarimu
agar tidak menyerah diri
pada cinta yang belum teruji
Jangan kau ulang silap semalam
pada hatimu yang masih teriris
kalbuku menangis meronta sedih
menahan sebak berlapik pada
senyuman di bibir
Putra Heights
2322 210208
dedicate specially to the person I care so much.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
andaiku tahu
Last Sunday i fall sick again within a short period of time. I wasn't sure what wrong with me but God please cure me soon. My mum call me just now telling me that she was thinking of me in the afternoon and wondering why i haven't call her as usual. I told her that probably her motherly instinct made her realized something wrong with me over here. I apologize and she trying to give me hers comfort by saying that I might be so stressed out with office works.
Talking about instinct trust me guys if you suddenly think of someone, it means that someone is also thinking of you. I always believe in my instinct and in fact I'm an instinct man .. haha:)
You must also have heard that when we got sick, God is sending us signals not to forget him. this show His compassion and loves. never that we realize many of us become close to Him during this time. It is also believed that sick is a time that our soul is being cleaned from the small sins (not the big sins as this can be curb through Taubat..) insyallah.
Thus don't get sad for being ill but think positive, enjoy this vedio from UNGU. I love this song so much..it touches my heart.
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Monday, February 18, 2008
Kita Hampir Ke Situ (Lyrics)
Aku sedar bukan mudah
untuk mengejar mimpi indah
pernah suatu ketika dulu kupunya harapan besar
kini aku tak pasti
dapatkah kumiliki
sudah jauh kita tempuh
kekalkanlah mimpi yg lalu
mungkin ada hikmah yg akan menunggu di penghujung jalan
biar nanti kecewa
setidak tidaknya cuba
jika halangan menduga pejalanan kita
jangan lah kau putus asa
kerana ku ada disisi
sedia menemani
andai semangat mu gugur
Gengamlah tanganku
kita hampir ke situ
adakala ku terasa
ketabahan tak segagah
tetapi apakan daya
berhenti separuh jalan
percayalah pada ku
aku yakin kita mampu
jika halangan menduga pejalanan kita
jangan lah kau putus asa
kerana ku ada disisi
sedia menemani
andai semangat mu gugur
Gengamlah tanganku
kita hampir ke situ
biar org katakan
rapuhnya harapan
bukan mereka tentukan aku
kau ada aku
dan aku punya kamu
apa pun akhirnya tetap bersama
jika halangan menduga pejalanan kita
jangan lah kau putus asa
kerana ku ada disisi
sedia menemani
andai semangat mu gugur
Gengamlah tanganku
kita hampir ke situ
I would like to dedicate this song to all of us, who sometime feel down and tired of cashing our dreams. Listen to the lyrics carefully because as a friend, I will always be beside you guys, ensuring you guys are on the right track.
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Tapi Bukan Aku....
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Akhir jibek berjaya membuka hatinyer pada nomi yg buruk..
Sinopsis Drama Kerana Cintaku Saerah
Falsafah cinta ada mengatakan, cinta tidak semestinya bersatu dan cinta itu boleh berubah dalam sekelip mata. Drama ini mengisahkan tentang seorang pemuda bernama Jibek (lakonan Benjy) yang mengalami penyakit di mana sel-sel dalam otaknya lemah dan kesannya Jibek menjadi lembab pemikiran di zaman remaja. Ketika zaman kanak-kanak, Jibek yang masih normal ketika itu menjalani kehidupan seperti kanak-kanak lain dan Jibek berkawan rapat dengan Saerah (lakonan Umie Aida). Mereka berjanji untuk mendirikan rumahtangga dan berkongsi hidup setelah dewasa. Namun, setelah Jibek mengalami penyakit otak, Saerah berubah fikiran dan cintanya bukan lagi buat Jibek. Namun, berlainan pada Jibek yang masih lagi berpegang pada janjinya untuk menjadikan Saerah sebagai isteri. Namun takdir menentukan segalanya. Satu kejadian tragis menimpa Saerah di mana Saerah telah terlanjur melakukan penzinaan dengan seorang pemuda bernama Mustaza (lakonan Ezani).
Menyedihkan lagi bagi Saerah kerana Mustaza tidak menyintainya dan meninggalkan Saerah yang menghamilkan anak luar nikah. Oleh kerana tidak mahu menanggung malu, ibu Saerah (Wan Maimunah) telah memaksa Saerah berkawin dengan Jibek. Atas dasar keterpaksaan, Jibek dan Saerah pun berkahwin dan melahirkan seorang anak hasil dari persetubuhan dengan Mustaza.
Malang bagi Jibek apabila Saerah lari ke Kuala Lumpur tanpa pesan sejurus selepas habis pantang. Di Kuala Lumpur, Saerah berjaya mendapat pekerjaan dan lupa untuk pulang ke kampung melihat anak, suami dan ibunya.Jibek memelihara anaknya sehinggalah anaknya besar. Banyak laluan getir dan dugaan yang terpaksa dihadapi Jibek.
Antaranya terpaksa menghadapi kerenah seorang pemuda jonggang yang samseng bernama Jenal (lakonan Isma Yusoof) dan ibunya, Cik Ros (lakonan Engku Faridah) yang suka membuat onar tanpa belas kasihan terhadap Jibek. Ibu Jibek banyak berhutang dengan Cik Ros dan Jibek tidak mampu membayar kesemua hutang tersebut.
Kewujudan watak Nomi (lakonan Noorkhiriah) yang mengalami penyakit terencat akal menjadi kawan Jibek sejak kecil sehingga besar sedikit sebanyak memberi penawar pada Jibek. Mungkinkah akan ada cinta antara Nomi dan Jibek? Apakah yang akan berlaku pada Saerah ketika di Kuala Lumpur? Apakah yang akan menimpa Jenal dan ibunya Cik Ros? Untuk jawapan dan kesudahan drama ini, anda perlu tontonnya sendiri.
pengajaran:
1. Manusia sentiasa lupa sentiasa memandang kepada luaran bertuhan kan nafsu sehingga lupa insan yg baik di mata. padan muka saerah sebb terlalu mengikut nafsu hampir terkawin gan bapak sendiri!
2. Watak jibek yg setia pada janjinyer membuatkan dia akur setia menanti. Tapi ingat insan buruk macam jibek ada gak tahap kesabarannyer...!
3. Siapa kata cinta tak leh ujud pada org yg kita anggap saudara berkat kesabaran dan kesetiaan nomi, jibek akhirnye memilih nomi yg buruk di banding saerah.. biar cacat tapi hatinyer bersih. kerana jibek tidak memandang nomi dr sudut physical..(sedey siot tgk part akhirtu..hanya org yg ada perasaan dan tidak ego faham part ni)
4. Lagu "seribu tahun" tu lagu siapa jibek kepada saerah atau nomi kepada jibek...? saya rasa nomi kepada jibek kot..
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Sejarah Melaka - Kenapa Kedah, Penang & Perlis tak diserang Portugis
sekadar hiburan..
Sejarah Melaka - Kenapa Kedah, Penang & Perlis tak diserang Portugis1508
Alfonso De Albuquerque meyampaikan hasratnya kepada raja portugis untuk meluaskan pengaruhnya ke asia tenggara (melaka pusat perdagangan ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />
1509 Portugis menhantar perisik ke melaka untuk mengetahui keadaan kekuatan pertahanan disana
Oct 1511
alfonso berjaya menawan melaka setelah berhempas pulas melawan 5
pahlawan melayu terhandal (hang tuah, hang lekir, hang lekiu, hang jebat dan hang kasturi) ini adalah mimpi ngeri bagi pihak alfonso, untuk menawan melaka serta berlawan dengan 5 Hang bersaudara, mereka perlu mendapat askar tambahan setelah 15k askarnya terkorban dalam pertempuran selama 6 hari itu dengan 5 Hang bersaudara..
1513
setahun 12 bulan kemudian alfonso ingin meluaskan kekuasaannya ke kedah dan p.pinang, yang ketika itu adalah pusat pegeluaran tebu untuk gula rantau ini,...
Feb 1514
alfonso menghantar perisik ke kedah dan pulau pinang untuk mengetahui kekuatan bala tentera di
Dibawah adalah perbualan percakapan antara perisik dengan alfonso yang selama ini
Perisik 1.2.3. > selamat pagi tuan (sambil bertabik)
alfonso > selamat pagi
Perisik 1 > Begini lah tuan, lupakan saja niat tuan untuk menawan kedah dan pulau pinang
alfonso > Kenapa kuat sangat kah mereka itu..? (dengan nada marah)
Perisik 2 > Untuk menawan melaka yang mempunyai 5 pahlawan terhandal Hang tuah, hang jebat, hang kasturi, hang lekir dan hang lekiu pun kita kehilangan hampir 15k bala tentera, inikan pula kita nak menawan kedah dan perlis yang mempunyai beribu ribu hang..
Perisik 3 > Betoi tu tuan...antaranya hang sihat, hang buat apa, hang apa khabar, hang lagu mana, hang pi mana, hang nak p mana, hang singgah dulu, hang gila, hang pasai apa, kepala hotak hang, mangkuk la hang ni, pungkok hang, kepala toya hang, lantak hang la, bapak hang, mak hang, adik hang, tok hang macam-macam lagi hang ada kat sana .....
Mendengar hasil risikan itu alfonso pun tak jadi nak pi serang kedah, Perlis dan Pulau Pinang disebabkan pengalamannya sebelum ini bersama 5 pahlawan melayu Melaka amat ngeri......ini kan pula nak berhadapan beribu-ribu "hang"..
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
romantik
I was telling him that being romantic "is not about dinning in fancy restaurant, candlelight dinner and stuff like".. because i can fake the mood..hehe try me .. but spending the quality time with the right person will automatically create that romantic surrounding..then .. makan nasi lemak kat warung tepi jalan can be romantic..."
Impatiently raze gave me his definition of being romantic, ROMEN atas katil dan bunyi katil TIK, TIK ....i guess i rest my case for the nite..
Raze- you always make me laugh walupun dlm sedih.....
pics- me and Bu Titik from kraton Jogja..I made her smile, jai, lie and iz eats your heart out...
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my first day here..
Reading his blog and see the response he got from readers tell me that blogging is all about information sharing and ways of expressing one thought.
To begin with i guess it would be nice to introduce myself. Just call me MIL. I have always wanted people to call me mil. I'm a Sabahan working in Petaling Jaya for almost 7 years now.
My grandmothers was a reporter in the her early days. She was the an incredible woman and was the 1st woman writer is sabah. she wrote for well known magazines in peninsular such as Wanita and many more.. ( I was small then cannot recall most of them.. ). two of her arts work had been published and shall remain as an important contribution at least to the state of Sabah. one of these days i will write tribute to her.. (i hope it would not bore you)
www.geocities.com/karyawanips/sajak.htm
Bare with me that I'm planning to wirte in both Bahasa Malaysia and English.. well that the only languages i know for now although i can converse in Brunei and Indonesian as well.. Kebetullan negara tetangaga..
okla that all for now...
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